songs I sing to my dog

diggity

Used on walks mainly.

Muffin the daw-w-w-w--w-wg / Muffin she goes with me when I explor-r-r-r-r-rr-r-e / I put on her leash / we go for a walk / she's MY dog, for sur-r-r-r-rr-r-r-re

Pretty sure this one is a mis-remembering of the Digger the Dog commercial from the 70s.

muffintop

When she comes over

Hey-y-y therr-r-r-r-re muffintop / muffintop tennessee-e-e-e-e-e-e

Rocky Top-derived, one would think, with a weird nod to muffin tops of Urban Dictionary fame.  I am not proud of my behavior.

puffins

General purpose, more a chant than a song

muffin puffin / muffin puffin / muffin puffin

It goes on like that with slight variations.  You can probably pick out the pattern.