backchannel: how do you know if someone is in college?
Answer: they’ll tell you.
/r/vandwellers is chock-full of this noise:
>How hard is it to do vanlife as a university student?
Well, future elite/degreed Ruler Of The Universe, you could search to find the hundreds of times it’s come up in the subreddit before, or read a famous book about it.
This does nothing to dilute my cynicism about the future of America.